Different COMPLETE and FINISH

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE"and"FINISH". Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISH , but there is.

When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, then you are FINISHED!

When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED.
And when your wife likes shopping so much then you are FINISHED COMPLETELY.......!!